Okay, I know I said I'd stop. I'll look into getting professional help.

And this I know
Linked Data's made to grow
What a gas it is to see it
Scrapin' every day
Into an open net
And the endpoint said
It said

Hey Tim, hey Tim, hey Tim, let's make a graph

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A global graph!
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A global graph!

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four URIs to go -o -o!
I wanna be dereferenced!

No content to . . . negotia-a-a-a-ate!
I wanna be dereferenced!

Just get me on the SemWeb, get me in the cloud!
Hurry hurry hurry, before I hit the ground!
I'll open up my data!
I'll open up my FOAF-file!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh !